WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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