Nicole vs. Life
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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