VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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