it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize