can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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