he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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