This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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