it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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Have fun and good luck.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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