i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
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