Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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