we have pet lesbian snakes
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
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Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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