I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
id be glad to
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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