OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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