Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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