so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
pray to the hookup gods
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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