who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Randomize