Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize