I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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