1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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