Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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