The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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