is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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