She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
How's work?
Spinning.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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