She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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