I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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