Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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