Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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