Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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