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Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.

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Man I wish I had been there

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Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.

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(314): Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours. (1-314): Man I wish I had been there (314): Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again. http://tfl.nu/g53a

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

No stitches, just platelets and will power

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(215): No stitches, just platelets and will power http://tfl.nu/pdnf

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(516): View more from New York

I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss

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(516): I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss http://tfl.nu/w0b9

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(309): View more from Illinois

(917) i just came from walking.

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haha you just came from walking?

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(309): (917) i just came from walking. (309) haha you just came from walking? http://tfl.nu/6hd4

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination

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(304): Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination http://tfl.nu/azc2

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(203): View more from Connecticut

whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard

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(203): whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard http://tfl.nu/amtb

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

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(717): Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house http://tfl.nu/sze6

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(519): View more from Ontario

No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.

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(519): No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home. http://tfl.nu/it1o

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(734): View more from Michigan

I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.

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(734): I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door. http://tfl.nu/gl6z

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.

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(502): She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do. http://tfl.nu/zxpe

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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

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(802): Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way" http://tfl.nu/zpi3

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(561): View more from Florida

We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.

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(561): We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave. http://tfl.nu/7zum

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I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.

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(773): I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day. http://tfl.nu/c735

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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.

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(517): Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up. http://tfl.nu/ansq

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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.

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(813): Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line. http://tfl.nu/x7j1

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