Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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