Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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