is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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