just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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