just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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