I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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