Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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