You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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