Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
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come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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