Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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