Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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