Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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