Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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