69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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