Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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