Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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