I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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