I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
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Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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