Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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