Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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I believe in your delicious
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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