Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
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Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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